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I"P"TV (P is for Porn)

If you thought the Internet, seedy adult video stores, or online DVD rental was the only way to get your porn on, guess again. Yet again, the adult video industry shows us that they are by far the leaders in the technology world. When broadband came about, porn companies were at the starting gate, pushing the limits. They were the first with online streaming content delivery. Now they're the first to bring IPTV to your living room. That's right, for only a measley $99 beans and $30 per month, XTV will stream 70 porn channels 24 hours per day, 7 days per week to constantly to your TV. Now that may sound like a lot (and it is), but there is a 15 day free trial, a thrity day money back guarantee, and even 2 free pay per view movies if you use this coupon code: ppv100801. It's the perfect holiday gift for the porn addict in your life (just try not to forget that you should go outside once in a while after you get the box).

See for Yourself (not safe for work)

[via MSN TV 2 Enthusiasts: I"P"TV (P is for Porn)]

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Hmm... This has got to be cheaper than getting fired for watching porn during work hours!!
Kidding, of course....
Sweet service for all you geeks who just don't want to deal with the popup ads, spy ware, and viruses that come from promiscuous surfing. Cheers! =D

Posted by: VirtualDude at November 20, 2005 08:55 PM


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